Pxssy Water

Stay Wet. Stay Bold. Stay Balanced!

* Size: 16.9 fl oz (500mL)
* pH: 9+ Alkaline
* Calories: 0
* FDA Approved
* Serve chilled or at room temperature
* Eco-friendly bottle
* Made in the USA 🇺🇸

Alkaline. Attitude. Hydration.
This isn’t just water — it’s a whole mood.

Pussy Water is FDA-approved alkaline water with a pH of 9+, bottled for those who move different, think different, and hydrate with purpose. Whether you’re in the gym, at the office, or just out here being iconic, Pussy Water keeps you feeling good and glowing up.
No calories. No sugar. No BS. Just premium hydration, with an edge.

Why Pussy Water?
Hydration with Benefits:
* Balances pH levels – Helps neutralize excess acidity in the body
* Boosts energy naturally – Hydrate deeper, feel better, no crash
* Improves skin glow – Hydration = radiance
* Speeds up recovery – Reduces muscle fatigue and lactic acid buildup
* Fights free radicals – Naturally antioxidant-rich
* Enhances absorption – Smaller water molecules = better cellular hydration

Pussy Water is more than hydration — it’s your daily power-up in a bottle.
Drink up. Show out. Repeat.